英語演講稿幽默3分鐘（精選15篇）
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇1
Someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. I don’t know who wrote these words, but I’ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. We are all in the position of the farmers. If we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. If we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.
We are young. “How to spend the youth?” It is a meaningful question. To answer it, first I have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” Youth is not a time of life, it’s a state of mind. It’s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. It’s the matter of the will. It’s the freshness of the deep spring of life.
A poet said “To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour. Several days ago, I had a chance to listen to a lecture. I learnt a lot there. I’d like to share it with all of you. Let’s show our right palms. We can see three
lines that show how our er and life is. I have a short line of life. What about yours? I wondered whether we could see our future in this way. Well, let’s make a fist. Where is our future? Where is our love, career, and life? Tell , it is in our hands. It is held in ourselves.
We all want the future to be better than the past. But the future can go better itself. Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. From the past, we’ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher. We’ve learnt that we can’t choose how we feel, but we can choose what about it. Failure doesn’t mean you don’t have it, it does mean you should do it in a different way. Failure doesn’t mean you should give up, it does mean you must try harder.
As what I said at the beginning, “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. The past has gone. Nothing we do will change it. But the future is in frront of us. Believe that what we give to the world, the world will give to us. And from today on, let’s be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “We are the world, we are the future.”
翻譯：有人說“我們正在讀一本書的第一章的第一節,頁數無限的”。我不知道誰寫的這些話,但我一直很喜歡他們提醒人們,可以是任何我們想要的未來。我們都是農民的地位。我們若種下好種子,我們收穫豐收。如果我們工廠什麼都沒有,我們什麼也沒收穫。
我們年輕的時候。“如何度過青春?“這是一個有意義的問題。要回答這個問題,首先我要問“你怎麼理解這個詞的青年嗎?“青春不是生命的一個階段,它是一種心態。它不是紅潤的面頰,紅色的嘴脣和柔軟的膝蓋。它的問題。它是生命的深泉的清新。
一個詩人說:“從一粒沙子看到一個世界,從一朵野花看到一個天堂,把無限放在你的手掌,永恆也就消融於一個時辰。幾天前,我有機會聽一個講座。我學到了很多。我想與大家分享。讓我們展示我們的右手掌。我們可以看到三個
行,展示我們的愛。職業和生活。我有一個短線的生活。你的呢?我想知道是否我們可以看到我們的未來。好吧,讓我們做一個拳頭。我們的未來在哪裏?哪裏是我們的愛,事業和生活?告訴我。是的,它是在我們的手中。這是在自己舉行。
我們都希望未來會比過去更好。但是未來可以更好的自己。不要因爲完結而哭,要爲曾經發生而微笑。從過去,我們知道,生活是艱苦的,但我們是更堅強。我們知道我們不能選擇我們的感覺,但我們可以選擇。失敗並不意味着你不擁有它,它意味着你應該換一種方式。失敗並不意味着你應該放棄,它意味着你須更加努力。
就像我一開始說,“我們正在讀一本書的第一章的第一節,頁數無限的”。過去的已經過去了。我們所做的任何事都不會改變它。但是未來是在我們面前。相信我們給世界,世界將給我們。從今天開始,我們是自己的主人,說出“我們是世界,我們是未來。”
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇2
Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:
Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold y my topic is about choice and process.A research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference. Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh for me.I cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life. Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths over, I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.
NO matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see e make your life colorful.
There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain a and enjoy this fantastic experience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here. Thank you!
翻譯：晚上好,女士們,先生們: 非常感謝您選擇在這樣一個寒冷的夜晚。今天我的話題是關於選擇和過程。一個研究表明,一個人必須選擇73一天。有這麼多選擇一天,人容易困惑和害怕犯錯誤的選擇,他們猶豫,最後錯過了真正的生活的一部分。在我看來,下面的部分是比選擇更重要。沒有絕對正確或錯誤的選擇但精彩或枯燥的生活,這一過程的區別。 生活是一盒巧克力,你永遠不知道你會得到什麼。阿甘爲自己做出任何決定,但他用堅強的意志完成了巨大的成功。
過程不是道路本身,而是態度和感受,謹慎,勇氣和持久性我們當我們遇到新的經歷和意想不到的障礙。以我自己爲例,我改變了我的專業當我成爲一個研究生。在選擇之後,天已經嚴厲的對我來說。我無法理解新課程。因爲他們是密切相關的數學,我學到了什麼。然而wuth相信,這對我來說是偉大的機會去體驗新的想法和挑戰我自己,我依然存在。我要求幫助從每個通道和reorgonized我的生活。逐漸我可以理解一些地區甚至發現數學有趣。此外,我學會了行動,而不是抱怨。
回想起來,選擇沒有留下任何痕跡在我的腦海裏,但幸福和痛苦過去的四個月成爲一個難忘的經歷在我的生命中。 無論選擇什麼,享受這個過程。在這個過程中,將激發你的潛力和新發現,改進和進步必到你們這裏來。這些都是最美麗的風景在路上,只有你能看到它。這些讓你的生活豐富多彩。 沒有必要,我不想來判斷是否對還是錯我在這裏,但是我對自己祝賀我獲得和享受這美妙的體驗。所以親愛的朋友,永遠不會擔心你的選擇和享受這個過程。我相信你會得到一些新的和有趣今晚在你選擇來這裏。謝謝你們!
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇3
In south China,the favorite and most typical dishes were nian gao,sweetsteamed glutinous rice(糯米)pudding and zong zi (glutinous rice wrapped up inreed(蘆葦)leaves),another popular delicacy.
在南方,喜愛和具代表性的食物是用甜糯米捏成的年糕,另一道受歡迎的美食是用蘆葦包上糯米作成的糉子.
In the north,steamed-wheat bread (man tou) and small meat dumplings werethe preferred food.
在北方,饅頭和小甜餃是首選
The tremendous amount of food prepared at this time was meant to symbolizeabundance and wealth for the household
這種時候準備巨量的食品是味了象徵家庭的豐饒
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇4
Good afternoon, everybody. I just want to say a few words about the landmark vote that the House of Representatives is poised to(隨時準備着) take today -- a vote that can bring us one step closer to making real the promise of quality, affordable(支付得起) health care for the American people.
For the better part of a year now, members of the House and the Senate have been working diligently(勤奮地) and constructively to craft legislation that will benefit millions of American families and millions of American businesses who urgently need it. For the first time ever, they've passed bills through every single committee responsible for reform. They've brought us closer than we have ever been to passing health insurance reform on behalf of the American people.
Now is the time to finish the job. The bill that the House has produced will provide stability and security for Americans who have insurance; quality, affordable options for those who don't; and lower costs for American families and American businesses. And as I've insisted from the beginning, it is a bill that is fully paid for and will actually reduce our long-term federal deficit(赤字，不足).
This bill is change that the American people urgently need. Don't just take my word for it. Consider the national groups who've come out in support of this bill on behalf of their members: The Consumers Union supports it because it will create -- and I quote -- "a more secure, affordable health care system for the American people."
The American Medical Association and the American Nurses Association support it on behalf of doctors and nurses and medical professionals who know firsthand what's broken in our current system, and who see what happens when their patients can't get the care they need because of insurance industry bureaucracies(官僚政治).
The National Farmers Union supports this bill because it will control costs for farmers and ranchers(牧場主), and address the unique challenges rural Americans face when it comes to receiving quality care.
And the AARP supports it because it will achieve the goal for which the AARP has been fighting for decades -- reducing the cost of health care, expanding coverage for America's seniors, and strengthening Medicare for the long haul.
Now, no bill can ever contain everything that everybody wants, or please every constituency(選區) and every district. That's an impossible task. But what is possible, what's in our grasp right now is the chance to prevent a future where every day 14,000 Americans continue to lose their health insurance, and every year 18,000 Americans die because they don't have it; a future where crushing costs keep small businesses from succeeding and big businesses from competing in the global economy; a future where countless dreams are deferred or scaled back because of a broken system we could have fixed when we had the chance.
What we can do right now is choose a better future and pass a bill that brings us to the very cusp(尖頭，尖端) of building what so many generations of Americans have sought to build -- a better health care system for this country.
Millions of Americans are watching right now. Their families and their businesses are counting on us. After all, this is why they sent us here, to finally confront the challenges that Washington had been putting off for decades -- to make their lives better, to leave this country stronger than we found it.
I just came from the Hill where I talked to the members of Congress there, and I reminded them that opportunities like this come around maybe once in a generation. Most public servants pass through their entire careers without a chance to make as important a difference in the lives of their constituents and the life of this country. This is their moment, this is our moment, to live up to the trust that the American people have placed in us -- even when it's hard; especially when it's hard. This is our moment to deliver.
I urge members of Congress to rise to this moment. Answer the call of history, and vote yes for health insurance reform for America.
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇5
Never Say Die
"never say die, i've been down this road before. i'll never quit, i'll never lay down." it's the song named "win". it tells us never say die.
seeing this topic, what first strikes my mind is the group of blind football players who won the silver medal at the beijing paralympics games. what they did shows the spirit of the old saying “never say die”. instead of giving up because of their blindness, they have redoubled their efforts and they did wonders.
never give up, even though there are many difficult things waiting for you. if you try your best, maybe there will be many successes behind you the next time.
i once read a book called "the count of monte cristo". in the book, it says, all human wisdom is summed up in these two words, wait and hope. just try your best, wait for the success and hold on your hopes.
trying times will pass, as they always do. face the trouble heroically
and just have patience, your dreams will come true and you will surely win.
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇6
spring is the first season of a year . there are there months in spring :morch , april and may , the weather is warm and windy . it rains a lot . thetrees turn green and all the flowers are coming ont . in spring, i can wear myshirts . i often plant trees and go hiking . so i like spring very much . ofcourse , i like the spring festival , too .
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇7
Good morning everyone!
My name is Jie Lidi. Today, my topic is: “Confidence”. As we all know, failure is the mother of success. But What I want to say is that success is the child of confidence. Without confidence, things can becom#e negative and uncom#fortable. I remember, during an English class, I wanted to make a sentence using the word "listen". I should have said: "I listen to the Voice of America" but I was too nervous and said "I listen to the Noise of America". Everybody in the class laughed. Since then I wanted to train myself to be confident. Now, confidence makes me brave and courageous. Take this speech for example. I wanted to enter this com#petition, but I would feel very embarrassed if I made mistakes. Just then, I thought about my dream. My dream is to becom#e a scientist when I grow up. If I am not confident, how can I overcom#e difficulties I face? If I am not confident, how can I succeed in developing myself in the future? I will do it! Today, I am making a speech in public and I feel proud and confident!
I am sure, in the future, with confidence, I will go forward-always forward. Confidence will make my dreams com#e true!
Thank you!
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇8
When the teacher asks me the question of what do I want to be in thefuture, I would tell him without hesitation that being a teacher is always mydream. This is my ideal job, because the contribution that I can make brings methe greatest happiness. I like reading books so much. Every time when I learnsomething new and interesting, I'd like to share with my friends. Being ateacher, I will pass the positive information to my students and guide them tobe better persons. For my ideal job, I must study hard. Success doesn't comeeasy. I need to make great progress.
當老師問我未來想做什麼的時候，我會毫不猶豫地告訴他，我的夢想是成爲一名老師。這是我的理想工作，因爲作爲一名教師所做出的貢獻可以給我帶來最大的幸福。我喜歡閱讀，每次學習到新知識和有趣的東西時，我就想與我的朋友分享。成爲一名老師，我會將這些積極的信息傳遞給我的學生，引導他們成爲更好的人。爲了我的理想工作，我必須努力學習。成功來之不易，我需要取得更大的進步。
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇9
There is no perfect individual only perfect team. A philosopher once asked "how can a drop of water does not dry?" And the philosopher answered saying "put it in the sea." This short dialogue also reveals a profound truth: between individuals and others to support each other the only support from the team or others will have infinite strength. If without the support of others to you there is no group of policy strength of each member of the team we will not be able to overcome the heavy obstacles through behing XianGuan. Left the team even though you pulled out all the stops in front of difficulties will eventually be exhausted one day.
One day I on the way home suddenly the heavy rain. People ran forward a look at a hut we rush in under the heavy rain everyone very happy: "wow lucky today just looking for a house heavy rain is coming!" You also don't concern house do not clean as long as there is like a shelter. But the house in the wind and rain to fall suddenly everyone try their best to hold it don't let it fall. I have a lot of regrets is that we need a house or a house needs us? I see more is that we need to the house.
We identify center like this hut "such" for everyone. But at the same time also need to each of us has done his duty gave his strength she could only stand in the storm of the fierce market competition become a one hundred - year - old built to last.
Finally let's went up from the structure of the "people" word comprehension with a grateful heart to treat people and things around so the world will be because every one of us and wonderful every one of us will become successful because the support of others. Our testing center although also gone through a journey of more than 10 years of wind and rain in the middle across a number of obstacles can go today because no matter how much difficulty the leadership of the center and we are together forever! We as young people should be more so choose one for their own development team to find a sense of belonging put their own value their mission their future combined with social trends national interests on this basis take root and grow in the team become the social people the backbone of the country.
Believe you strategic vision believe your choice. In the provincial professional skill appraisal center this family you will get a personal development space and the most warm harbor. Is because of you to join professional appraisal will go to tomorrow's brilliant career let us all together!
Thank you all!
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇10
I can never forget the summer in 1996. I went through an extremity ofdespair due to my failure in the National College Entrance Examination. Itseemed that my dream of being a university student would never come true. Oneevening my father came and told me the story of Steven Callahan, who wascrossing the Atlantic alone in his sailboat when it struck something and was a miracle that he survived and was found 76 days later(the longest anyonehas survived a shipwreck on a life raft alone). Later in his narrative he wrotethese sentences “I tell myself I can handle it ared to what others havebeen through I’m fortunate”.
Hearing these sentences I felt something important struck me. I belived mylife would mot be that bad and it was proved to be true. Later during my studyin the university I always told myself “I can handle it” when my own goalsseemed far off or when my problems seemed too overwhelming and every time I saidit ,I always came back to my senses.
Now I work as an English teacher in a middle school. Whenever my studentscomplain about their difficulties in study or want to give up, I will tell thesame story of Callahan to them. I just want to make them believe they can handletheir difficulties because their circumstances are only bad compared tosomething better. But others have been through much worse. Then they will buildup fortitude.
So here, coming to us from the extreme edge of survival, are words that cangive us strength. Whatever you’re going through, tell yourself you can handleit. Compared to what others have been through, you’re fortunate. Tell this toyourself over and over, and it will help you get through the rough spots withlittle more fortitude.
我永生難忘1996年的夏天。由於我在大學聯考中的失利，我感到了極度的失望，我要成爲一名大學生的夢想似乎是無法實現了。一天傍晚，我的父親來給我講了一個關於史蒂文·卡拉漢的故事，史蒂文獨自駕駛着帆船橫渡大西洋，途中船遇難下沉，但是他卻活了下來並在76天后被人發現。(他是世界上遇海灘在救生艇中存活最長時間的人了)。後來卡拉漢在他的敘述中寫到“我告訴自己一定可以挺過去的，跟別人的遭遇相比，我已經算是幸運的了”。
聽了這些話，我被深深地震撼了，我相信我的生活不會太差而事實也證明了這一點，後來我得到了進入大學學習的機會，在大學學習期間，當我覺得自己的目標似乎遙不可及或者我遇到了似乎無法解決的問題時，我就勉勵自己說“我能挺過去的”而每每念及這句話，我總能有所醒悟。
現在我在一所中學教英語，每當學生們報怨學習的困難或是想放棄時，我就給他們講卡拉漢的故事，我就是想讓他們相信他們可以從困難中挺過去的，因爲困境都是相對而言的，有些人比我們更不幸，然後他們就會在自己心中建立起永不放棄的信念。
從這個大難不死的故事中，我們學到了能給予我們勇氣與力量的話語，無論你遭遇了什麼，都要對你自己說：一定能挺過去的。與其他人的不幸相比，你已經算是很幸運了，要一遍一遍地用此話鼓勵自己，這個信念會使你更有信心渡過難關。
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇11
Man’s dearest possession is life. It is given to him but once, and he must live it so as to feel no torturing regrets for wasted years, never know the burning shame of a mean and petty past; so live that, dying, he might say: all my life, all my strength were given to the finest cause in all the world—the fight for the Liberation of Mankind.
人生最寶貴的是生命。生命對於人來說只有一次。一個人的生命應該這樣度過：當他回首往事時，不因虛度年華而悔恨;也不會因爲碌碌無爲而羞恥。在臨死的時候他能夠說：我的整個生命和全部精力都已經獻給了世界上最壯麗的事業――爲人類的解放事業而鬥爭!
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇12
Ladies and Gentlemen: My topic is Honesty.
As a correspondent of the Qingdao Morning News, I visited Dr. James Gilman,the President of the International Committee for Marco Polo Studies in this picture, this is James, and this is me and we are looking at a dragon’stooth. This is a true story.
65 years ago, James lived in Qingdao. Then he was only 5 years old. Heoften visited the Aquarium and was fascinated by a creature on display there,which he thought was a dragon. He was afraid of its sharp teeth and wanted oneto keep as a treasure.
In the late 1930s, when the Japanese occupied Qingdao, his family had toleave. On his last day in Qingdao, he ran to the Aquarium and pulled out one ofthe teeth from the dragon’s mouth.
He kept the tooth for the next 65 years, but the feeling of guilt at havingstolen it was there in the background all through his life. It was always on hisconscience, and the feeling intensified as he became older. Finally he decidedto put right his childish error. In 20__, he visited Qingdao and returned it tothe Aquarium with his sincere apologies. He received a warm welcome.
When James visited Qingdao, I accompanied him all the time and reported onhis visit. I was deeply touched by his honesty. It has taught me a lot. I thinkto err is human. The important thing is to have the courage to admit and correctone’s error.
Honesty is a vital quality of human behaviour. So we should try to keep anhonest mind in everything we say and do. I would like to say to all of myfriends: Let’s be honest people of good moral character.
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇13
Chinese New Year is the most important festivity for the Chinese people. Itis also called the Spring Festival or the Lunar New Year.
Every year has an animal’s name. These animals are the rat, ox, tiger,rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, ram, monkey, rooster, dog and pig. A Chineselegend says that these twelve animals had a race. The first year was named afterthe rat, the winner. The other eleven years were named after the order in whichthe animals arrived in the race. The clever rat jumped onto the ox’s back thenat the end jumped over the ox’s head to arrive first!
The Chinese believe that a person born in a particular year has some of thecharacteristics of animal.
On Chinese New Year’s Eve all family members enjoy a big, delicious is very important for the Chinese to be with their families on this is always part of the dinner because it represents abundance.
On New Year’s Day all Chinese children wear new clothes with bright is considered a lucky color. Parents and relatives give children thetraditional New Year’s gift called lucky money. This money is put into brightred and gold envelopes. Fill under the pillow. in the morning of new year , thekid wakes up to see the “lucky money”, express that oneself become one yearolder. Red is a traditional color for festivals, celebrations, weddings andbirthdays.
The lion dancers are always part of the festivities. The lion has a bighead and long body made of cloth. The lion dance is accompanied by drums,cymbals and noisy firecrackers. According to ancient traditions the great noisefrightens away evil spirits.
The dragon is the most important figure of the Chinese New Year festivitiesand parades. The dragon is considered a lucky figure. A parade dragon can be 20to 30 meters long! Sixty or more men move under a long cloth that represents thedragon’s tail.
During the parade children represent the animals of the Chinese e are also acrobats and musicians in beautiful costumes.
Happy New Year!
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇14
Dear friends:I am a rich girl, because I have a lot of treasure.
Friends are my treasures. Whenever I am sad and down, I know they would hold my hands and warm my heart. They show me how amazing the friendship is.
Families are also my treasures. Whether time find us far apart or it keeps us close together, they are always standing by my side. They tell me how wonderful to be loved by people you love.
Experience is my treasure. Whatever good or bad situation I have to face, it would show me the right way. It helps me to know more about life.
I believe I will be richer in the future., because the way of life is just like a journey of finding treasure never know when and where you can find them. You just keep going and they will be found in some time at some place. I will cherish what I have had and keep finding with my curiosity and passion .
I fall in love with reading, because I can get the treasure of knowledge .
I take part in activities, because I can find the treasure of cooperation.
I enjoy music, because I can find out the treasure of beauty.
Life is precious ,isn’t it? How can we get so many beautiful and valuable things without life?
Dear friends, Let’s feel the world with heart, carry the sun inside you, and reach out for the dreams that guide you where you want to go. You will have what it takes to make our path of success. That is the treasure of life!
Thank!
英語演講稿幽默3分鐘 篇15
The failure is the mother of how many people are actually ableto grasp the mystery?
General speaking, people are afraid of should we fail toface?The key issues were to understand and transform the world, thedefeat was e in face of failure is the only correct way tosuccess of our can sum up the lesson from r many mistakes,we should be close to success and believe that failure is only ailure of the people tend to be alone, around on his support, even a comfortingword, can add to his great power.
In a word,failure are not terrible. Horrible is you don't have the courageto face defeat feeling!