4月1日愚人節英語祝福語
1. Because of you I believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?
因爲你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天註定，冥冥之中牽引着我倆。現在的我想說的是我上輩子是造了什麼孽啊?
2. Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics…… shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之一，具有殺傷力強，易於攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以……拍你用它最合適!
3. Psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節快樂!
4. Notice: April Fool's Day approaching on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus meaning exactly opposite please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!
通告：愚人節來臨，4月1日您收到的短信均爲假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風貌美如花魔鬼身材的大衆情人!
5. you are the sun in my heart but it began to rain; you are the moon in my dream but it was obscured by clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart but held; you are the goddess of the moon in the sky will fall to the earth unfortunately in the face of first the......
你是我心中的太陽可惜下雨了;你是我夢中的月亮可惜被雲遮住了;你是我心中最美的花朵可惜開過了;你是天上的嫦娥降臨人間可惜臉先着地了……
6. in my eyes you will always be looked so carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep. I really envy you ah sometimes think do a pig is also very good.
在我眼裏你看上去永遠是那麼無憂無慮吃飯永遠是津津有味睡覺永遠是酣然而睡。。。我真羨慕你啊有時想想做一隻豬也挺好的。
7. my mother and I said I like you I want you to accompany me day and night. You know through this period of time I found that I can't be without you now. But my mother refused she said: "the family is not allowed to raise pigs"
我和我媽媽說了我很喜歡你想要你日晝夜夜陪伴我。知道嗎?通過這段時間交往我發現我現在不能沒有你了。可是我媽媽不肯她說:“家裏不準養豬”
8. After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking quit immediately eat two fruits three ring relaxed belt the four immediately quit drinking Wujiebaibu walk bathe immediately quit six seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?
飯後七戒：一戒吸菸，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放鬆褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎?
9. If you look ugly call 0 if you build well call 120 if you temper bad call if you feel beautiful call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你長得難看，請打0;如果你身材不好，請打120;如果你脾氣不好，請打;如果你覺得自己漂亮，請打我手機，詳談……
10. Because you I believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah?
因爲你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天註定，冥冥之中牽引着我倆。現在的我想說的是——我上輩子是造了什麼孽啊?!
11. Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之一，具有殺傷力強，易於攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以——拍你用它最合適!
12. Psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節快樂!
13. Shaceng said: I have 1 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 2 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment you change a phone call I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!
沙僧說：我有1變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有2變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機看短信呢!愚人節快樂!
14. an urgent reminder: look at your left and then look at your right. Please be careful just slipped out of a mental illness his features are: holding a mobile phone look around.緊急提醒:看看你的左邊再看看你的右邊。請小心一個剛溜出來的精神病他的特徵是:拿着手機東張西望。
15. want to with you to see the sea but can not grasp the unfathomable future; think and you go mountain climbing is full to the ideal of the vacant; think and you to drift but not the happy heaven; want to go shopping with you has been the police refused he said: don't walk a dog!
想和你去看海卻掌握不住莫測的未來;想和你去登山卻佈滿對理想的茫然;想和你去飄流卻到不了幸福的天堂;想和你逛街卻得到警察拒絕他說:不許遛狗!
16. the first sight to see you I said to myself: you are my life to strive for the goal I want to pursue you I want to hug you. I want to announce: I love you.........
第一眼見到你我就對自己說:你就是我今生要奮鬥的目標我要追求你我要擁抱你。我要公佈:我愛你………人民幣!
17. do you have a TV? Look at CCTV1 the White House was bombed the whole building collapsed the police have closed down the entire Washington 1 people were killed and 32 injured people lost... 1 people cheated!
你那裏有電視嗎?快看CCTV1美國白宮被炸了整棟樓全塌了警方已經關閉了整個華盛頓1人死亡32人受傷人失落。。。1人受騙!
18. do not move! Robbery! All hands up! Men stand on the left the woman stood on the right abnormal station in the middle hey! Said is you but also installed to see the phone!
不許動!搶劫!全部舉起手來!男的站左邊女的站右邊反常的站中間哎!說的就是你還裝着看手機!
19. your quality such as plum general staunch; my character like a glacier and refined; you have admirable connotation; you have let people dump of cool; and we respectfully call you "Meichuan underpants was"!
你的品質如梅花一般剛烈;我的性格像冰川一樣蘊藉;你有令人折服的內涵;你有讓人傾倒的酷;於是我們尊稱您爲“梅川內酷”!
20. yesterday I dreamed of you really the sky is so Mingjing sunshine is so beautiful the sea is so boundless you stand on the blue sea I take small stick a poke you hey this is small bastard case is quite hard.
昨天我夢見你了真的天空是那麼明靜陽光是那麼明媚大海是那麼一望無垠你站在蔚藍的海邊我拿小棍一捅你嘿這小王八殼還挺硬!
21. the day I saw you in the supermarket! You secretly reached barcode scanner and the screen display: yuan pig's trotters. Do you think the machine is broken and leaned over to look at the screen display PigHead meat yuan!
那天我看見你了在超市!你偷偷的把手伸到條碼掃描器上只見屏幕顯示:豬蹄元。你認爲機器壞了把臉湊過去看屏幕顯示豬頭肉元!
22. It is just a gust of wind worth mentioning but why is so eternal just a dream why is so real you do not bow to the phrase but I can not calm I finally couldn't help to say to you: next time you fart say!
僅僅是一陣風也罷了偏偏是這樣永恆僅僅是一場夢也罷了偏偏是如斯真實你低頭不語我卻難以平靜我終於禁不住要對你說:下次放屁時說一聲!
23. In my eyes you will always be looked carefree and eating with relish is always sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know Oh! Sometimes think as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼裏，你看上去永遠是無憂無慮，吃飯永遠是津津有味，睡覺永遠是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉!有時候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的!